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This fire hydrant makes me feel things...

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For stuff that's oddly erotic & inexplicably sexy!

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There's a chicken hanging out in my gym's parking lot this morning. We have nothing but commercial properties nearby.

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What medicine do androids take when they are sick?

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The potato I peeled today had crocodile skin

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The selfie my grandson took of himself on my phone...

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All things creepy!

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The sign in a local restaurant's bathroom

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Submit your funny signs, billboards, or warnings here!

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We had a void visit our home last night. She is beautiful and an absolute sweetheart.

Only the most luxurious kitties are welcome here!

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What do cannibals eat when their breath stinks?

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

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My favorite tree...

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We are a community of professionals and hobbyists within the field of arboriculture. This is a place just as much for shop talk as for questions regarding health and upkeep of trees.

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The restaurant I'm brunching at has doors hanging from the ceiling as decor.

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It has begun...

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What is an ape's favorite sandwich?

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

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What is a horror fan's favorite dessert?

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

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Everyone at my job got sick at the same time.

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

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The pencils my 84 year old dad uses for word searches.

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A subreddit dedicated to the tools that take a beating.

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One of my Bugles was entirely black.

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My daughter called me and asked if I can check my front porch for an Amazon package... this is what I opened my door to.

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Reddit's largest humor depository

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NY, NY

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The Night Feeling is the thoughtful nostalgic emotion you feel when you drive alone at night, or see a city skyline at dusk with the wind in your face. ------ It's a subreddit for the feeling you get when you're feeling lonely but at peace, thoughtful but melancholy, and homesick for something you can't quite remember.

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Where do ghosts like to vacation?

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.

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A picture I took while visiting Paris.

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r/AccidentalRenaissance is a subreddit for photos that accidentally resemble Renaissance style art.

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Ergonomic, but what am I exercising?

A subreddit dedicated to items that unintentionally have some sort of phallic nature.

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The top left hand corner of a sheep puzzle my son-in-law printed off for my grandkids.

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A subreddit dedicated to items that unintentionally have some sort of phallic nature.

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This morning, when I was half asleep, I fed my cat.

Get that nasty secret off your chest or simply use this as a place to vent. See the unfiltered opinions of strangers.

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Does any place outside of the United States have inch worms? And if so, are they called 2.5 centimeter worms?

Ask away! Disclaimer: This is an anonymous forum so answers may not be correct

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This dog toy

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A subreddit dedicated to items that unintentionally have some sort of phallic nature.