Not a shitty superpower plus multiple rule breaks

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Not shitty

A place to highlight posts on r/shittysuperpowers that break the subs rules. Also, by commenting r/notashittysuperpower in the comments of r/shittysuperpowers you will alert the mods to a rule breaking post.
No control = yeeted.

A place to highlight posts on r/shittysuperpowers that break the subs rules. Also, by commenting r/notashittysuperpower in the comments of r/shittysuperpowers you will alert the mods to a rule breaking post.
D&D post removed

A place to highlight posts on r/shittysuperpowers that break the subs rules. Also, by commenting r/notashittysuperpower in the comments of r/shittysuperpowers you will alert the mods to a rule breaking post.
In what world is this not a curse?

A place to highlight posts on r/shittysuperpowers that break the subs rules. Also, by commenting r/notashittysuperpower in the comments of r/shittysuperpowers you will alert the mods to a rule breaking post.
Post removed, but lovely interaction with OP in the comments (very non-reddit 😅)
A place to highlight posts on r/shittysuperpowers that break the subs rules. Also, by commenting r/notashittysuperpower in the comments of r/shittysuperpowers you will alert the mods to a rule breaking post.
Some recent posts removals we made from r/shittysuperpowers
A place to highlight posts on r/shittysuperpowers that break the subs rules. Also, by commenting r/notashittysuperpower in the comments of r/shittysuperpowers you will alert the mods to a rule breaking post.
After recent complaints over too many NSFW posts, let's make them a NSFW dictionary. Give me your favourite NSFW word starting with A
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[META] How to moderate r/shittysuperpowers
Post your best ideas for shitty superpowers! r/shittysuperpowers is for powers that are odd and would be a low tier superpower. Debate the pros and cons! Vote on if it's actually shitty, or not! Please read the rules before posting Otherwise stay civil and have fun!
In honour of u/NintendoWii9134 requesting less NSFW posts, let's see if we can break the record for most NSFW posts in 24 hours. What's everyone's favourite NSFW word?
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You can only pick one. Would you rather be liked, or respected by everyone, and why?
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You can grant your pet, or pets immortality.
Post your best ideas for shitty superpowers! r/shittysuperpowers is for powers that are odd and would be a low tier superpower. Debate the pros and cons! Vote on if it's actually shitty, or not! Please read the rules before posting Otherwise stay civil and have fun!
You can grant your pet, or pets immortality.
For superpowers that aren't shitty, but not god tier.
$1 million USD for six months in prison?
We are a fun, interesting, and creative subreddit for you to ask what others would do in certain hypothetical situations.
You have the ability to moderate r/shittysuperpowers & understand if the community wants rule enforcement for posts that break the rules on the sub, or not.
Post your best ideas for shitty superpowers! r/shittysuperpowers is for powers that are odd and would be a low tier superpower. Debate the pros and cons! Vote on if it's actually shitty, or not! Please read the rules before posting Otherwise stay civil and have fun!
You know what this sub needs? More cum! Who's with me? Cum, cum, cum, ______.
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What is our favourite word on r/askouija that starts with C?
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What does gay + waluigi + cum = ???
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What is the one true answer that should be given on every post here?
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Your favourite T-shirt will always fit you perfectly.
Post your best ideas for shitty superpowers! r/shittysuperpowers is for powers that are odd and would be a low tier superpower. Debate the pros and cons! Vote on if it's actually shitty, or not! Please read the rules before posting Otherwise stay civil and have fun!
Just not shitty - OP confirms
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Rule 3 - This is a curse

A place to highlight posts on r/shittysuperpowers that break the subs rules. Also, by commenting r/notashittysuperpower in the comments of r/shittysuperpowers you will alert the mods to a rule breaking post.
It works! First post removal from a r/notashittysuperpower comment with 10+ upvotes

A place to highlight posts on r/shittysuperpowers that break the subs rules. Also, by commenting r/notashittysuperpower in the comments of r/shittysuperpowers you will alert the mods to a rule breaking post.
[META] Introducing our new companion sub r/notashittysuperpower & a trial period focusing on new measures for rule enforcement on posts.
Post your best ideas for shitty superpowers! r/shittysuperpowers is for powers that are odd and would be a low tier superpower. Debate the pros and cons! Vote on if it's actually shitty, or not! Please read the rules before posting Otherwise stay civil and have fun!
One big yummy bowl of soupx please. Yummmmm.

The place to reveal the trolls of r/AskOuija and vent about the trolls that try to ruin your good times. In (un)loving memory of BBB.