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Alignment chart I made for some of the New Era male contestants

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Nooooooo we have to wait 58 more years for the S50 cast reveal 😭 😭

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Would you consider Jeremy Collins to be a top 10 survivor player

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Who from S49 would you guys consider to be the “locks” for S50?

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Controversial opinion: Austrian Survivor is better than US Survivor

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Just watched SJDS, cannot believe John would say such RACIST and HOMOSEXUAL things

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Who do you guys think should take over for Jeff after he retires? Here’s my pick, let me know what you think in the comments below ⬇️ 💯 ❤️

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Why isn't Rachel being viewed more like a Mike Skupin type player?

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Q.ueens of being robbed by the vote

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Never in a million years would’ve guessed this would be the finale 18

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Forgotten survivor duos: Richard and Rudy

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why didn’t Jess go to sleep?

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Is it too early to call season 46 one of the Survivor seasons of all time?

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Casting tips for the new era

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Is Kellie one of the greatest Survivor players on paper?

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(Spoilers Main) When is the right time to tell someone R+L=J?

News and discussions relating to George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" novels, his Westeros-based short stories, "Game of Thrones" and "House of the Dragon" TV series, and all things ASOIAF - but with particular emphasis on the written series.

So close yet so far

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Question about the Champions vs Contenders seasons

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Check out my new Grimace socks

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Tony this, Sandra that. Everyone is sleeping on the real GOAT

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You wish that was you huh

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Bear Down

The people pick the president not the media!

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i am in misery

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Survivor: GOATs vs goats

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