Didn't know I was ~*~CrraaaAAaaAaAaZyYyYyYYY~*~ until I started TTC

Sure, I'm type A and can get a little anxious, but TTC has got me on a whole new level. TTC be like:

CD 1: It's FIIIIINE, I knew it was coming anyway.

CD 2: I'm infertile.

CD 7: Ok ok, I think this is the month, I'm feeling good, LFG.

CD 14: We friggin nailed that fertile window, and I just read the clock at 11:11, so this HAS to be the month.

1 DPO: Ok, this is the month I WON'T spiral on Reddit and Google every "symptom" I feel. No testing until day of expected period!!!

4 DPO: I'll just Google this ONE thing...for an hour max!

9 DPO: Well, I'll just test this ONE day because I want to have a drink later, and THEN no testing until day of expected period. *spends 3 hours of the work day on Reddit and Googling likeliness of BFP on 9 DPO* *gets a BFN*

10 DPO: *spends 4 hours of work day on Reddit and Googling likeliness of BFP on 10 DPO*

11 DPO: *loses sanity altogether*

12 DPO: *caves and takes another pregnancy test and gets a BFN* *spends the rest of the day Googling likeliness of BFP after a BFN on 12 DPO* *Googles whether or not Walgreens equivalent of FRER early response is as sensitive and accurate*

CD 1: *AF arrives* It's FIIIIINE, I knew it was coming anyway. AND I am infertile.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.