I’m pregnant, Tell me the worst names you’ve seen/heard here or irl.

Just as the title says, lol. Please help inspire me to pick a beautiful name by fueling me with the worst of the worst. For what it’s worth, I’m Irish American, and considering the name Ailbhe (pronounced Al-va) for either gender. Thanks guys😅

Edit: also what middle names to AVOID? Not talking just because they’re worthy of this sub, but just in general (e.g. Lynn, Renee, etc).