High BP excuse

What's your favorite patient excuse for why their BP is elevated today?

I just had a patient in to discuss menopause treatment, BP was in the 160s over 90s, "My pressure isn't usually that high, when I check it at home it's always in the 130s, I just did a little meth this morning... I feel it's important to be honest with you." Thank you for being honest, and no, estrogen is not a good idea.