For all the PSA Krink fellas

I'd be happy to take credit for the folllowing post, but I have to give credit to a fella on AKFiles:

You will never own a real Krink. You have no surplus parts, you have no factory marks, you have no date stamps. You are a US made abomination twisted by marketing and hype into a crude mockery of Kalashnikov’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock your PSA. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your subpar imitation behind closed doors.Real Krink owners are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of parts kits have allowed builders to manufacture Krinks with incredible efficiency. Even PSA Krinks that “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a true AKS-74U appreciator. The markings are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get original furniture, others will turn tail and bolt the second they see that PSA symbol and pistol brace.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s just as good, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll change the furniture, swap out the brace, put it on guntrader, and plunge the asking price into the cold abyss. Your parents will find the listing, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll report it with a complaint marked with "PSA Krink" and every potential buyer for the rest of eternity will know a PSA is sold there. Your imitation Krink will go unsold and sit in your safe, and all that will remain of your legacy is a pistol that is unmistakably PSA.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.I'll add: All while never being able to pay off that credova loan

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I don’t own one (krink) myself. I just thought folks would have a sense of humor here but I read the room (sub) all kinds of wrong lol. Figured they’d appreciate this in the vein of the 5.7 FN owners.