Sebo E3 - Hate It - What Now?

I bought a Sebo E3 about 2.5 years ago after doing a lot of research and reading on here. My wife and I both absolutely hate it. I've sort of just dealt with it, because quite frankly it wasn't cheap and I thought I might just need to get used to using a canister vacuum (always had uprights). To be honest, I much preferred our cheap Shark upright we had before.

Our house is all luxury vinyl plank (LVP), except the three bedrooms, which are carpeted. I figured since we had more hard floors that a canister vacuum would be the way to go. Boy was I wrong.

Things we hate about the E3: - Incredibly cumbersome to use (heavy, constantly bumping into walls, canister turning upside down on accident when using on carpet, etc) - Hose absolutely sucks (why don't they make a fitting so the hose rotates, like it does on a cheap shop vac!) - Parquet tool picks up more dog hair via static than actually sucking any of it up. No joke. - ET Power Head is OK, but even only after 2.5 years of use I get the red light that comes on regardless of what carpet height is set to. - My wife basically won't use it cause it's such a chore to get the thing out and use it

If the 90's designed a vacuum this would be it. Clunky, awkward, and disappointing (coming from someone who originally worked as a mechanical engineer)

So where do I go from here? I'm honestly thinking a Dyson cordless and a Shark upright would cover our bases really well and be a hell of a lot more user friendly.