Elliot and Leah 😡

So I’ve been married to Elliot for 4 years - 2 kids, Wumbus and Ternard. I started getting suspicious when I noticed him dancing with Leah at Sam’s concert, behind my back (but I got photos…). I started keeping an eye on him, and noticed how he hung around her at the winter star feast. And now the final straw, at the Flower dance, right in front of the kids! I’m done being a fool, I’m going to throw his portrait into the trash, and turn his children into doves. Then I’m divorcing him, and I’m never going to wipe his memory 😂

Then I’m going to adopt several more cats.