Ino and Sasuke at home's marriage is a lie

Alright serious post, so we all probably know Ino and sai are married by now. Now here is a theory, ino and sai's marriage is a lie.

We were introduced to sai back when he was danzo's pawn, sent as a replacement for susgay. Sai was shown to have no emotions, yet he tried to fit in with his team. He got his knowledge off books.

Once sai tried to give sakura a nickname and called her ugly, next he met Ino, and this time he decided to say the opposite of what he thought about her, and called her beautiful.

Now we know sai says the opposite of what he thinks to please others, here's a theory, when Ino asked sai out, he said yes (opposite of what he thinks). So sai doesnt really love Ino, he's just pulling off the ultimate genjutsu without using any chakra (quite literally sasuke at home).

I just wasted 5 mins typing up this post, and you wasted your time by clicking on it and reading it.