I use a tampon to snort lines

anyone else use the tampon straw thingy that girls use to push it in with to do lines? nope? only me? yeah i thought so. was doing some blow and i was using a dollar bill because regular straws hurt my nose and make it more sore than usual. i just had this amazing thought pop into my head and thought i was literally Albert einstein and that this would be genius. it is very different than a normal straw idk. the bottom part is a different size from the top part and fits in my nostril perfectly and its just amazing and perfectly because i have like unlimited tampons in my house because its all girls in my home.

Guys please don’t judge me I just had this thought while i was absolutely geeked and just stuck with it since

Disclaimer: they are new tampons not used 😩😩