PSA: Don't bother stopping for cops in Canton, GA

Just run bro. I had my gas light on and I decided to just pull over. Got a ticket, 97 in a 70. Figured fuck it, just a few bucks.

Nope. Your choice between 12 months probation and fines and driving courses. Or you can take a free 2 week vacation in a state funded, high security resort overflowing with hot dudes you can shower with.

Don't be like me, don't stop for cops.